April 2004

7 Stages 150 rounds (54-R, 70-P, 26-S)

*Plus* Derringers in the morning!

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Got Milk?                                                 Stage #1

9 rifle, 10 pistol, 4 shotgun

Scenario:  You just got back from Lovett’s Dairy Farm with a bottle of fresh milk when you see a pack of wild coyotes headin’ for your hen house.  You leap into action bringing your quart of milk with you so those varmints don’t get that too!

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Sore Loser                                                         Stage #2

10 rifle, 10 pistol, 4 shotgun

Scenario:   They beat you fair and square at poker but you don’t take too kindly to losing at cards.  You’re goin’ to shoot em’ all anyway.

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Makin’ a Name for Yourself                                Stage #3

10 pistol

Scenario:  You’ve been saving all your pennies from working at your uncle’s used bookstore and reading all of those Ned Buntline novels about the Wild West.  After one particularly boring afternoon you pack up your gear and dust off your dear departed Pappy’s pistols with dreams of moving out West.  Except “Eugene” doesn’t really strike fear in the heart of men so you name yourself after two of your favorite literary heroes.  From this point on you will forever be known throughout the land as Jake Marlin!  (It sounded better than Driftwood Blackerby!?!)  As you make your way out of town with your father’s hoglegs strapped to your hips a group of local bullies decide they can’t miss the chance to pick on the town bookworm.  You think it’s time to make a name for yourself and introduce them to your NEW personality.

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“Hold My Pocket Book, Dear                            Stage #4

8 rifle, 10 pistol, 4 shotgun

Scenario:  You are standing outside of “Madam LaRue’s Fashion Emporium” holding your wife’s purse while she’s inside trying on the latest fashions all the way from St.Louie.  All of a sudden, the notorious outlaw, Gandy Dancer and his evil gang of desperados come running out of the Lucky Dog Mining Company’s office carrying the strongbox with the miners’ payroll in it.  You look a little strange caught holding your wife’s pocketbook and they assume you must be there to foil their plans.  

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Say Cheese                                                     Stage #5

9 rifle, 10 pistol, 4 shotgun

Scenario:  You’ve been hired as a guide, by none other than Mr. Matthew Brady, to show him around and take him to see some of the local Indian tribes.  He wants to use his magic black box to take, what he calls, a “photy-o-graph”.  But not all Injuns want their picture took, so while he uses his big black box he asks you to use his little black box while you fight off the hostile ones.

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Father of the Bride                                             Stage #6

10 rifle, 10 pistol, 4 shotgun

Scenario:   You’re little angel is getting married.  Just as the preacher is about to start the nuptials, your soon to be son-in-law’s old buddies come bustin’ into the church claiming they never got to give him a proper bachelor party!  You ain’t about to let these dirty cowboys ruin your baby’s special day!  It’s time to show this boy what happens if he crosses your little girl!

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And Stay Out!                                              Stage #7

8 rifle, 10 pistol, 6 shotgun

Scenario:  You don’t put up with any troublemakers in your saloon.  Those rowdy hooligans from ‘round the Monadnock Valley gather in the street outside with ideas of paying your quiet establishment a visit.  Before they can bust through the bat wings you decide to stop any chance of trouble before it starts.

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